Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
AL YANKOVICLike, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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There are probably a few library fines I haven’t paid yet, but I’m a pretty clean-cut guy overall.
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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.
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So I’m one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on ‘The Simpsons,’ which I’m very flattered by.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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You don’t need to be defined by your job.
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I don’t watch a lot of other people’s parodies because I don’t want to be unduly influenced.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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I’ve always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it!
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It was difficult to get into my friends’ rock bands when I was a teenager.
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