You fake something until you’re good at it.
AL YANKOVICMy personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it’s 40 different stations. There aren’t many hits that everybody knows, and there aren’t many real superstars.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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I think I’m equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the “Letters and Tomatoes” column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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Whenever I do a parody it’s not meant to make you hate anybody’s music really.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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My velvet Elvis means the world to me. Although he may not be worth much dough, he means more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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My wife went off with Elvis.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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