You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
AL MCGUIREYou can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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Can’t win without talent, you know.
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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.
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Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
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They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven’t changed.
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Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.
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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing.
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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
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Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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So they should make a great effort, a Mount Everest type effort, to live up to their potential. Success is a communal type thing.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.
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Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.
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Don’t be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.
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” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
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