I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
AL FRANKENThere are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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The government must give proper weight to both keeping America safe from terrorists and protecting Americans’ privacy.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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It’s hard for a liberal to go on between Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh, because it’s like doing country music after hip-hop. I mean, just, the audience doesn’t go from one to the other.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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