Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
AL FRANKENThere are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
More Al Franken Quotes
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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In my first week as a U.S. senator, I had the privilege of participating in the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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