Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
AL FRANKENBob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
AL FRANKENI’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
AL FRANKENOne thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
AL FRANKENSome of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
AL FRANKENI hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
AL FRANKENThe Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
AL FRANKENGrown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
AL FRANKENMy mom sold real estate and did it part time.
AL FRANKENIf I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
AL FRANKENLet’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
AL FRANKENHe said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
AL FRANKENAs someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
AL FRANKENBeing a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
AL FRANKENI think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
AL FRANKENAfter my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
AL FRANKENWe know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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