The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
AL FRANKENThe point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
AL FRANKENGood schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
AL FRANKENCall-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
AL FRANKENLove takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
AL FRANKENIf someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
AL FRANKENI want a president who can handle a cream soda.
AL FRANKENOh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
AL FRANKENYou have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
AL FRANKENHumor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
AL FRANKENNet neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
AL FRANKENI get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
AL FRANKENI’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
AL FRANKENDuring Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
AL FRANKENYeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
AL FRANKENIf you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
AL FRANKENI’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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