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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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But in the right-wing media, they do have a right-wing bias. And they also have an agenda. So their agenda is: we’re an adjunct of the Republican Party, and we’re going push that agenda every day, and, as you say, brand these stories that help further the right-wing cause.
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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