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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.

Al Franken

And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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National security laws must protect national security. But they must also protect the public trust and preserve the ability of an informed electorate to hold its government to account.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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