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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.

Al Franken

You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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Connect Each Other Incredible Job People Technology Tool
The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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Accurate Financial Job Objective Only Project Rating
Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Bear Children Cook Country Do Focus Grandmother Pray Women
I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Citizen Fundamental Government Protect Right Role Think
The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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Ability Business Corporation Customer Internet Level Playing Powerful Reach Same Small Truly
I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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Anyone Challenge Couple Deny Gay Joy Married Think Understand
And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Bise Dry Kill Mainstream Media Other Person Problem These
If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Back Father Going Kind Person Policy President
Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Advocate Country Experience Liberal Need Radio Stuff Train
The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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Back Do Get Home Involve Move Next Politics Run Thing
Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Demagoguery Else Mean On Put Radio Sell Something Station
And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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Advice Big Certain Climate Coal Denier Doctor Food Other Paid Snack
Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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