Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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More Al McGuire Quotes
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Help one kid at a time. He’ll maybe go back and help a few more.
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If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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When I’m losing, they call me nuts. When I’m winning, they call me eccentric.
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Butch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school.
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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Can’t win without talent, you know.
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So they should make a great effort, a Mount Everest type effort, to live up to their potential. Success is a communal type thing.
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I don’t know why people question the academic training of an athlete.
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
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It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score.
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We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.
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Most people zero in on their failures. I try to keep all my attention on a pyramid type philosophy rather than the averaging-down philosophy.
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