I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
AL FRANKENYou can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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