You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
AL FRANKENYou can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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