We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
AL FRANKENYou can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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