Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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The crash of 2008 was driven in no small part by unfair practices in the mortgage industry which led to many consumers being trapped in loans they didn’t understand and couldn’t afford.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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