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Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

Al Madrigal

I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.
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All Bullsgit Discuss Joke Occasion People Phone Project Say Variety Various Write
I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then without missing a beat – these ladies are all business – she goes.
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Back Beat Busines Business Go Lady Miss She Woman
The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.
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Bit Go Hand Horrible Lazy Themselves Truth Write
Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether.
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Depress Food Fried Myself Once Prepare Sriracha Swore Tofu Together Well
Don’t bring your sand toys to the park. That’s another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I’m on the Vicodin and a little weed too – let’s face it – and I go in there, and my wife’s like.
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Another Bad Bring Face Go Like Little Move Park Sand Toy Weed Wife
You grow up real quick, a half-Mexican in a sailor’s suit, because I’d be riding the streetcar to school everyday.
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Country Cute Day Every Growing Half Quick Real Ride Sailor School Sexy Streetcar Suit Up
Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.
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Air Everything Feel Group Homogenous People Same Sick Some Treat Way
Near my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it’s also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there’s a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It’s like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it.
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Country House Near Waterfall
Bring the sand toys! Bring the sand toys!’ And I know what happens every single time.
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Bring Every Happen Know Sand Single Time Toy
If you want to be hip to the lingo, they’re not using the word dong up in the States.
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Dong Hip Hop Lingo State Use Want Word
Go ahead, take out your dong.’ ‘I’m not taking out my dong. And by the way, who uses the word dong?
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Ahead Do Dong State Take Use Way
Minding my own business, humming out a ‘Frere Jacques’ – and I realized that in any other town, this might be considered cute. But you know what it is in San Francisco? Sexy.
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Business Consider Country Cute Free Humm Mind Other Own Realize Sexy Town
My primary responsibility is to be funny.
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Be Funny Primarie Responsibility To
Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.
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Buffet Country Some Sort Throw Together
I’m always alone. Sad face emoticon.
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Always Alone Faces Sad Face
We’re down in Mexico. It’s for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club.
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Bachelor Club Country Down Go Party Strip

Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

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