I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then without missing a beat – these ladies are all business – she goes.
AL MADRIGAL- Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.
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Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.
More Al Madrigal Quotes
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I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then without missing a beat – these ladies are all business – she goes.
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I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.
AL MADRIGALI bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.
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Go ahead, take out your dong.’ ‘I’m not taking out my dong. And by the way, who uses the word dong?
AL MADRIGALGo ahead, take out your dong.’ ‘I’m not taking out my dong. And by the way, who uses the word dong?
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The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.
AL MADRIGALThe horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.
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Bring the sand toys! Bring the sand toys!’ And I know what happens every single time.
AL MADRIGALBring the sand toys! Bring the sand toys!’ And I know what happens every single time.
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I become sand toy repo man from the eight little kids that run off in nine different directions with my sand toys.
AL MADRIGALI become sand toy repo man from the eight little kids that run off in nine different directions with my sand toys.
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Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.
AL MADRIGALIm so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.
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Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.
AL MADRIGALStop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.
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I’m always alone. Sad face emoticon.
AL MADRIGALI’m always alone. Sad face emoticon.
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You grow up real quick, a half-Mexican in a sailor’s suit, because I’d be riding the streetcar to school everyday.
AL MADRIGALYou grow up real quick, a half-Mexican in a sailor’s suit, because I’d be riding the streetcar to school everyday.
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Near my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it’s also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there’s a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It’s like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it.
AL MADRIGALNear my house in Los Angeles is a waterfall. I love to take the wife and kids, but it’s also near a sketchy neighborhood. So there’s a lot of gang members that hang out at the waterfall. It’s like somebody took an Ansel Adams photo and then put a Cypress Hill video inside it.
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If you want to be hip to the lingo, they’re not using the word dong up in the States.
AL MADRIGALIf you want to be hip to the lingo, they’re not using the word dong up in the States.
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Minding my own business, humming out a ‘Frere Jacques’ – and I realized that in any other town, this might be considered cute. But you know what it is in San Francisco? Sexy.
AL MADRIGALMinding my own business, humming out a ‘Frere Jacques’ – and I realized that in any other town, this might be considered cute. But you know what it is in San Francisco? Sexy.
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Don’t bring your sand toys to the park. That’s another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I’m on the Vicodin and a little weed too – let’s face it – and I go in there, and my wife’s like.
AL MADRIGALDon’t bring your sand toys to the park. That’s another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I’m on the Vicodin and a little weed too – let’s face it – and I go in there, and my wife’s like.
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Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether.
AL MADRIGALWell, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether.
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My primary responsibility is to be funny.
AL MADRIGALMy primary responsibility is to be funny.
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