Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.
AL MCGUIREEliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.
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It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
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If winning weren’t important nobody would keep score.
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I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes.
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If you’re straight with your players, they’ll be straight with you.
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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.
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Life is what you allow yourself not to see.
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That’s not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.
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Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.
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Butch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school.
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It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
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My rule was I wouldn’t recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house.
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I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there’s a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they’re in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him ‘then bring me a winner.’
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The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.
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It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what’s in a box score.
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