It’s a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.
AL MCGUIREWhen I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.
More Al McGuire Quotes
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I don’t believe in looking past anybody – I wouldn’t look past the Little Sisters of the Poor after they stayed up all night.
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Winning is only important in war and surgery.
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You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
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I don’t discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I’m not interested in philosophy classes.
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If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
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The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.
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The world is run by C students
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Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.
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And if we win, then everyone can be considered successful and we can move uptown together.
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I’m not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.
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” Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing.
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We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.
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It’s so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying “Shhh” and not moving a muscle.
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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders’ skirts.
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