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If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

Yogi Berra

It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Heat Humility One Liner
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Baseball Game Sports
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Eat Food Funny Hungry Pizza Sarcastic
Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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Baseball Beat Pitch
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Baseball
You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Hard Hit Home Time
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
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Difference Practice Theory
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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Baseball Broken Record
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Death Funeral People
That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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Coincidence One Liner
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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Lie Truth
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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Funny Worth
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Conservation Human Nature Impossible Talk
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Baseball Hit Thinking
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Humor

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