People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
AL FRANKENI don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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As a source of innovation, an engine of our economy, and a forum for our political discourse.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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Net neutrality has been in place since the very beginning of the Internet.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I’m the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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