“Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect.”

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.

To me it is more beautiful than a topless club

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors.

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.

You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.

I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.

I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.

Religion has the same goal

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York,

If I could apologise and go back and change history I would do. But the goal is still a goal, Argentina became world champions and I was the best player in the world

People always see the goals, and for me, strikers are not only about scoring goals.

Everybody knows how much I love Arsenal – I became a fan. And to be out here celebrating a goal against Tottenham, there’s not much else to say after thatLike I’ve said before, Once a Gooner, always a Gooner.

Sometimes in football you have to score goals.

Your goal is not to know every detail of the future. Your goal is to hold the hand of the One who does and never, ever let go.

Let our chief goal, O God, be your glory, and to enjoy You forever.

I can’t think of a striker in the world who has scored so many important goals, never mind a midfielder.

Messi makes the difference most of the time. In particular, he is always going forwards. He never passes the ball backwards or sideways. He has only one idea, to run towards the goal. So as a football fan, just enjoy the show.