Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
AL FRANKENWhining is anger through a small opening.
More Al Franken Quotes
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Google’s screen for privacy settings does give you more options for what you share than Apple’s does. But it’s not a complete list, and people aren’t aware of whether or not that information will go to a third party.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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