And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
AL FRANKENWhining is anger through a small opening.
More Al Franken Quotes
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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I do have a self-censor; everybody does, or at least most who are not pathological do.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Russia has cultivated an opaque network of patronage across the region that it uses to influence and direct decision- making.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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