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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.

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The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Bear Children Cook Country Do Focus Grandmother Pray Women
My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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