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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.

Al Franken

Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Between Difference Do Job Minnesotan Satirist
Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Comedian Deal Perform Pressure Stress Under
All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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Chance Conclude Country Discraeding Elect Election Fact Help Interfere Order Possible President Quote Secretary
When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Develop Else Email Figure Free Gmail Message Out Port Service Somewhere Target Want Word Year
I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Channel Editorial Journal Mainstream Media Page Part
Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Break Country Dog Eye Isolation People Service
They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Cover Do Easy Make Money Rate Stories
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Her Homosexual Myself Philadelphia Preppy Pud
My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
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Comedian Dad Especially Love People
I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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Allie Attack Believe Country Doing Sure Unless Work
My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Career Dad Graduate High Lot Money School
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Advice Comedy Contradict Encounter Good Seemingly
People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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Hell Illness Lost Loved Mental One People Severer
Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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