Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
AL FRANKENToo many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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