I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENToo many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Love takes attention and work and is the best thing in the world.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.
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