There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
AL FRANKENIt is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
More Al Franken Quotes
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform – to deal with pressure without stress.
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Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I’m for Israel’s right to exist.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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