I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
AL FRANKENI had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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