I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
AL FRANKENWe need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
More Al Franken Quotes
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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