The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
AL FRANKENPeople who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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There’s an element of that that’s either God-given, a talent that you’re not necessarily responsible for.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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