I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
AL FRANKENBut God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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