When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government.
AL FRANKENBut God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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