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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.

Al Franken

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
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Advice Comedy Contradict Encounter Good Seemingly
I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Angry Media Right Wing
I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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Comedian Especially God Group Idea Policy Population Probably Public Satirist Support Year
They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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Cover Do Easy Make Money Rate Stories
I felt like the luckiest kid in the world. And I was. I was growing up middle-class in a time when growing up middle-class in America meant there would be jobs for my parents.
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Class Country Grow Job Kid Lucky Middle Parent Time Up World
I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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Country Generation Serve
I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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Allie Attack Believe Country Doing Sure Unless Work
And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Book Down Easy Fun Information Laugh Make People Think Understand Write
Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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Fight Government Net Neutrality Out Sell
There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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Advice Color Form Many People Rainbow
The Republican agenda is a radical vision in which Medicaid is slashed to the bone – in which we start to balance the budget on the backs of, literally, our most vulnerable citizens.
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Agenda Balance Bone Budget Citizen Medicaid Radical Republican Slash Start Vision Vulnerance
My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Dad Graduate High Salesman School Two
that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Actual Believe Effect Eventually Go Soldier Wrong
I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Career Entire Satirist Spent
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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Basically Dinner Discuss Every News Night Our Parent Watch

But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.

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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.

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