I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
AL FRANKENIn our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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I think that the default for collecting any kind of personal data should be opt-in consent.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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Comedy to the Senate? Well, there certainly hasn’t been a satirist or a political satirist who’s done that. So, that really was uncharted territory during the campaign.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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