We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
AL FRANKENService dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement – and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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All concluded that Russia did in fact interfere in the 2016 election in order to, quote, help President-elect Trump’s election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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But adult love means you’re not in denial, and you want the loved one to be the best they can be.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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