Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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I don’t consider myself an artist necessarily, but craftsmen or people in the arts, their spiritualism is sort of when you’re writing well or performing well or doing whatever you do well.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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