No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
More Al Franken Quotes
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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