If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.
AL BERNSTEINBeauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
More Al Bernstein Quotes
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We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.
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Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.
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Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.
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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
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Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
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Adolescence is a period of rapid changes.
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Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.
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Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
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The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.
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Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
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To the victor belong the responsibilities.
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A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.
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