I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
TOM WAITSWell you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.
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I always had a great appreciation for jazz, but I’m a very pedestrian musician. I get by. I like to think that my main instrument is vocabulary.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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