We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
TOM WAITSWell you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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The devil knows the Bible like the back of his hand.
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Their memory’s like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away And the things you can’t remember Tell the things you can’t forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
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The blues is like a planet. It’s an enormous topic. You can’t ignore the impact that it has had and continues to have on the whole musical culture. It’s a tree that everyone is swinging from. Without it, I don’t know where I would be. It’s indelible and indispensable.
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You learn as much from your kids as they learn from you.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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