I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAAnyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
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I enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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