Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
TOM WAITSDid the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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I like vocal word stuff. But I don’t always write with an instrument, I usually write a capella. It’s more like drawing in the air with your fingers. It’s closest to the choreography of a bee. You’re freer.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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And the earth died screaming, while I lay dreaming.
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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
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There’s no prayer like desire.
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Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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