I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
TOM WAITSI don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
More Tom Waits Quotes
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You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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I admit that I ain’t no angel, I admit that I ain’t no saint – I’m selfish and I’m cruel and I’m blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they’re so hard to find.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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I have an audio stigmatism whereby I hear things wrong – I have audio illusions.
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