You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
TOM WAITSWe are all just monkeys with money and guns.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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I was always laughing in church.
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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Don’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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For a songwriter, you don’t really go to songwriting school; you learn by listening to tunes. And you try to understand them and take them apart and see what they’re made of, and wonder if you can make one, too.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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