There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
TOM WAITSThe average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Don’t look back, because someone might be gaining on you.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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I don’t think that you should be perfectly candid and frank about the intimate details of your personal life with the public at large. Subsequently, it creates considerable personal problems.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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We are all just monkeys with money and guns.
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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It’s very hard to stop doing things you’re used to doing. You almost have to dismantle yourself and scatter it all around and then put a blindfold on and put it back together so that you avoid old habits.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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Don’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
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