I like Thelonious Monk, he’s so gnarled, he’s like a piece of machinery that’s pulled up the bolts on the floor and gone off on its own.
TOM WAITSI’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I dunno when I started writing really. I was, like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex. ‘occasionally’ , stuff like that. Then I was writing letters, filling out forms, writing on bathroom walls.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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The beginning of it starts at the end.
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I was always laughing in church.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you’re dead.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
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