Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRAI can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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50% of all married people are women.
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We were over-whelming underdogs.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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I didn’t know much about golf growing up.
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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