Oh, I’m not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.
TOM WAITSWell I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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I did my time in the jail of your arms.
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Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
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The beginning of it starts at the end.
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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Children make up the best songs, anyway. Better than grown-ups. Kids are always working on songs and throwing them away, like little origami things or paper airplanes. They don’t care if they lose it; they’ll just make another one.
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When your down on your luck and you’ve lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans.
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I’m just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
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People get frightened that success is going to take them out of life. They’re no longer going to be on the corner of Bedlam and Squalor; life will only be something you can get through the mail.
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I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
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