The average person spends two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.
TOM WAITSIf there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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The earth is not my home, I’m just passing by.
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The folks who know the truth aren’t talking. The ones who don’t have a clue, you can’t shut them up!
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But then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
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I like vocal word stuff. But I don’t always write with an instrument, I usually write a capella. It’s more like drawing in the air with your fingers. It’s closest to the choreography of a bee. You’re freer.
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They say that I have no hits and that I’m difficult to work with. And they say that like it’s a bad thing.
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Bill Hicks – blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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I was always laughing in church.
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I always thought songs are movies for the ears and films are like songs for the eyes.
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Don’t plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me – choke those little bad days. Choke ’em down to nothing.
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Did the devil make the world while God was sleeping?
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I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong. I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things.
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All that you’ve loved is all you own.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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Well you say that it’s gospel, But I know that it’s only church.
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I made a wish on a sliver of moonlight A sly grin and a bowl full of stars.
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