I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
TOM WAITSI was always laughing in church.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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Most people don’t care if you’re telling them the truth or if you’re telling them a lie, as long as they’re entertained by it.
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She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her.
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If you get far enough away you’ll be on your way back home.
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New York forces you to be in endless surreal situations.
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Never have your wallet with you onstage. It’s bad luck. You shouldn’t play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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You’ve gotta have somebody to trust, that knows a lot.
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Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.
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Arithmetic arithmetock Turn the hands back on the clock How does the ocean rock the boat? How did the razor find my throat? The only strings that hold me here Are tangled up around the pier.
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Got a head full of lightning, a hat full of rain.
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I’m not fighting for justice. I am not fighting for freedom. I am fighting for my life and another day in the world here.
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There’s nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you’re not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I’m the worst. I’m the worst at that.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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Slept all night in the cedar grove, I was born to ramble, born to rove, some men are searchin’ for the holy grail, but there ain’t nothin’ sweeter than ridin’ the rails.
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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