I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
TOM WAITSI was always laughing in church.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch.
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There’s a beauty of show business. It’s the only business you can have a career in when you’re dead.
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When you’re writing‚ you’re conjuring. It’s a ritual‚ and you need to be brave and respectful and sometimes get out of the way of whatever it is that you’re inviting into the room.
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.
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Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah, I drunk me a river since you tore me apart.
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The ocean doesn’t want me today, But I’ll come back tomorrow to play. The riptide is waging And the life guard’s away But the ocean doesn’t want me today.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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I always liked the idea that America is a big facade. We are all insects crawling across on the shiny hood of a Cadillac. We’re all looking at the wrapping. But we won’t tear the wrapping to see what lies beneath.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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I was always laughing in church.
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell ’em to do that, they’ll find a little pot of gold.
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Come down off the cross, we could use the wood.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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I’ll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.
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