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A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.

Tom Waits

Writing songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
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Capture End Feature Song Writing
I do some acting. And there’s a difference between “I do some acting” and “I’m an actor.”
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Act Actor Difference Myself
If there’s one thing you can say about mankind, there’s nothing kind about man.
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Cruelty Kind Man Oneself
Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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Break Children Fall Live Time Window Yourself
You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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Herself Learning Woman
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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Friendship Pain Reality
Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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Fall Kind Yourself
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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Dumb Intelligence Mental
Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
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Admire Death Feeling People
On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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Funny Grave Myself Sick
You’re innocent when you dream.
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Dreams Innocence Yourself
I’m not fighting for justice. I am not fighting for freedom. I am fighting for my life and another day in the world here.
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Fight Justice Myself World
You have to keep busy. After all, no dog’s ever pissed on a moving car.
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Busy Car Dog Move Yourself
Sing me a rainbow. Steal me a dream.
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Dreams Instagram Captions One Liner Rainbow Sing Steal
The dog won’t bite if you beat Him with a bone.
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Beat Bite Bone Dog Yourself
You got to tell me the brave captain Why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep When the devil leaves the porch light on?
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Brave Captain Devil Light Wicket Yourself

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