Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
TOM WAITSI’m trying to get music ideas that come and keep them alive. It’s like carrying water in your hands. I want to keep it all, and sometimes by the time you get to the studio you have nothing.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
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I think all songs should have weather in them. Names of towns and streets, and they should have a couple of sailors. I think those are just song prerequisites.
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You’re innocent when you dream.
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I put food on the table and roof overhead. But I’d trade it all tomorrow for the highway instead.
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Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
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My wife called me a mule. She once said, “I didn’t marry a man; I married a mule!” I kept thinking about it. It was in the back of my head. I think it makes a good title for an album.
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I guess I’ve always lived upside down when I want things I can’t have.
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The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
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Don’t plant your days they turn into weeds.
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Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at.
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The Universe is making music all the time.
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The piano has been drinking, not me.
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Don’t you know there ain’t no devil, it’s just god when he’s drunk.
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I don’t like hearing Beatles songs in commercials. It almost renders them useless. I think, ‘Oh God, another one bites the dust.’
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If people are a little nervous about approaching you at the market, it’s good. I’m not Chuckles The Clown. Or Bozo. I don’t cut the ribbon at the opening of markets. I don’t stand next to the mayor. Hit your baseball into my yard, and you’ll never see it again.
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