You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.
TOM WAITSI’m trying to get music ideas that come and keep them alive. It’s like carrying water in your hands. I want to keep it all, and sometimes by the time you get to the studio you have nothing.
More Tom Waits Quotes
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The fact is most of the things that people know about me are made up. My own life is backstage. So what you “know” about me is only what I allowed you to know about me.
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But it’s so hard to dance that way when it’s cold and there’s no music.
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Mostly I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind man needs a cane.
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On my gravestone, I want it to say, “I told you I was sick.”
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But then I’m one of those guys that is still a bit afraid of the telephone, its implications for conversation. I still wonder if the jukebox might be the death of live music.
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Well, it’s either kiss me or kill me, that’s how I see it.
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I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.
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I’ve been riding on the crest of a slump lately.
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I’m the type of guy who’d sell you a rat’s asshole for a wedding ring.
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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
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Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don’t get out much. It’s true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.
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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
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I’ll take a rusty nail and scratch your initials on my arm.
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Living with kids is like living with a bunch of drunks. You know you really have to be on your toes all the time. Things are falling over and breaking and spilling. If you live on the second story, you really have to keep the windows shut all the time.
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There’s no prayer like desire.
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