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Jim Carrey

You are ready and able to do beautiful things in this world.
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Beautiful Positive Ready World
Human things have long since jumped the shark.
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Human Jump Shark
You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.
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Dangerous Lige Music Trouble
The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm.
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Bird Catch Stone
My soul is not contained within the limits of my body. My body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.
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Body Contain Limitation Soul
I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer.
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Answer Dreams Famous Rich
Everything can be made fun of. The most serious things are ripe for making fun of them.
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Fun Serious
One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.
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Man Toxic
Madness is never that far away. It’s as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
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Close Far Impulse Madness Wrong
I tend to stay up late, not because I’m partying but because it’s the only time of the day when I’m alone and don’t have to be performing.
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Alone Party Performance
My dad was like a stage mother he always pushed me to do what I wanted.
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Dad Father Mother Push
Morgan Freeman is so class. He’s so cool. He’s so scary.
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Class Cool Scary
So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality.
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Choose Disguise Fear Path Practical
I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire, faith leaps over it.
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Begger Believe Faith Fire Hope Leap
The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, ‘Is that a $20 million take?’ That kind of thing, and being self-critical.
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Criticism Dangerous Money Start Thinking
I think I could go away tomorrow. I’ve already accomplished something. It’s such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.
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Accomplishment Business Future Myself Selfish Sick

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