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Jim Carrey

A better you means a better universe.
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Inspirational One Liner Universe
I tend to stay up late, not because I’m partying but because it’s the only time of the day when I’m alone and don’t have to be performing.
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Alone Party Performance
I’ve always believed that you can funnel good things toward yourself by thinking positiviely.
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Believe Funnel Positive Thinking
I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
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Appreciation Parents Stupidity Support
If done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone.
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Done Experience Kidnap Positive
The effect you have on others is the most valuable currency there is.
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Currency Effect Value
I feel that we’re all lighthouses, and my job is to shine my light as brightly as I can to the darkness.
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Darkness Job Light
Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
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Certain Fan Recognition Reverse Stalk
We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other.
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Each Other Extreme Family Love Problem
I’m a hard guy to live with. I’m like a caged animal. I’m up all night walking around the living room. It’s hard for me to come down from what I do.
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Animal Cage Hard Live Room
Life doesn’t happen to you. It happens for you.
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Happen Inspirational Life One Liner
Our love is like a red, red rose and I am a little thorny.
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Break Up Love Red Rose Thorn
If you aren’t in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.
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Moments Pain Regret Uncertain
I don’t remember yesterday. I pretty much live in the moment.
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Inspirational Live Moments Past Present Pretty
The purpose of art is to bring people into presence.
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Art People Presence Purpose
Everything can be made fun of. The most serious things are ripe for making fun of them.
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Fun Serious

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