“A lot of the things I say I’m just trying to be funny. I don’t really mean everything I say, because I’m not totally that airhead.”

I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over’.

You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren’t really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.

The only rule is don’t be boring.

I don’t really think, I just walk.

Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy.

I’m a really good person. I’m down to earth. I have a big heart. I have feelings. And I’m just like everybody else.

In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.

I think it’s important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and everybody’s hot.

If you have a beautiful face you don’t need fake boobs to get anyone’s attention.

First, I think of myself as a brand, a businesswoman. Musician is something I just do because it’s my passion – I love it and it’s something I do for fun. I love music and I love to make people dance.

At parties, everyone always thinks I’m drinking, but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I love vitamin water.

Whatever I write in email, it doesn’t mean anything. It is just words I write.

Barbie is my fashion icon. People think I’m Paris Barbie – and it’s a compliment.

It’s sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn’t do anything.

I feel like I’m the kind of guy that would have kids before getting married. The first thing would be kids.

How about a 6 month vacation, twice a year?

A bitch is a bitch but a dog is a mans best friend

Fashion is made to become unfashionable.

Is there another word for synonym?

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.

Whisky is liquid sunshine.