“The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.”

Everything you do is up to you.

I’ve been to the Vatican more than anyplace else outside this country in the world. I am mesmerized by it.

Football is like life and I know life.

We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate. It’s no more complicated than that.

The word ‘arrested,’ this is semantics. This was all arranged in advance. I was voluntarily processed.

He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal.

Bigot – A person who wins an argument with a liberal.

I’ve always believed in the old-fashioned way: When you’ve got scoundrels in office, you vote ’em out.

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

The danger with mentioning names is that you hurt the feelings of people that you leave out.

It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.

It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.

Charity is willingly given from the heart.

Charity is willingly given from the heart.

Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.

You wouldn’t want to see a movie where the bad guys triumph over the good guys all the time. You’d get bummed out, and you’d just stay at home and watch the news.

Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.

It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.

Once I posed nude for a magazine. I’ve never been back to THAT newstand.

Bad news isn’t wine. It doesn’t improve with age.

I became a journalist because I didn’t want to have to rely on the press for information… I only read it to make sure of whatever everyone else thinks is going on, because it’s useful to know what people think is the news.

It’s better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

A news conference is a device by which the establishment keeps large numbers of reporters from covering the news every place else.