“I want a great country. I want people happy.”

This is a frightening statistic. More people vote in ‘American Idol’ than in any US election.

Teaching is a wonderful profession. Teachers help educate people to become good citizens so that citizens can then go create wealth.

Two things you need to remember: 1. Don’t sweat the small stuff. 2. It’s ALL small stuff.

Most of my critics don’t even listen to me; they are clueless. They just go to Web sites that report what I say out of context.

Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.

Human nature fascinates me.

Even when I think I’m wrong, I’m right. I am all-knowing.

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others.

If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

Most of the reasons people think they can’t do something are reasons they’ve created.

I know it when I don’t know it. Sometimes I know it when I don’t think I know it. I need to trust myself in these moments, these rare moments of self-doubt.

Government stimulates the democrat party.

Liberals get credit for good intentions, and that’s about it, because everything they do fails.

Police and firefighters are great, but they don’t create wealth.

It is freedom that allows ordinary people to do extraordinary things.