“Who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.”

People saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them

We had so much fun in Ghana and they are really lovely people.

They feel they have to look after their image.

You’re entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

We only have one agenda, which is to make ’em laugh their pants off.

Because we all fail – and I’m ready, I’ll take up carpentry.

I’m waiting for the time when I fail

On stage, we just want to generate hysteria. We don’t care about looking cool or posing.

Performers like Tommy Cooper

From the stage I’ve seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.

I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually going to die because he was laughing so hard.

Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

But there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.

Most modern comedy is crap.

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour

A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool.

Arrogance is the outgrowth of prosperity.

Who a person is will ultimately determine if their brains, talents, competencies, energy, effort, deal-making abilities, and opportunities will succeed.

We live, not as we wish to, but as we can.

I grew up in New York and I’ve always lived here, so I look at myself as a regular person.

Love fails for you when you reject, betray and do not love. Therefore .. Love.

The stronger always succeeds.

But a rascal of a child (that age is without pity).

We can chart our future clearly and wisely only when we know the path which has led to the present.