“We had so much fun in Ghana and they are really lovely people.”

People saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them

Who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.

They feel they have to look after their image.

You’re entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

We only have one agenda, which is to make ’em laugh their pants off.

Because we all fail – and I’m ready, I’ll take up carpentry.

I’m waiting for the time when I fail

On stage, we just want to generate hysteria. We don’t care about looking cool or posing.

Performers like Tommy Cooper

From the stage I’ve seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.

I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually going to die because he was laughing so hard.

Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

But there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.

Most modern comedy is crap.

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour

A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool.

Law, the king of all mortals and immortals.

Another merry-go-round/ bu$ine$$ a$ u$ual!!! Protectionists/welfarists find it a profitable issue:

Life cannot be captured in a few axioms. And that is just what I keep trying to do. But it won’t work, for life is full of endless nuances and cannot be captured in just a few formulae.

No one cares / who is better / who is worse / who has more / who has less.

I had a moment a few years ago where I wasn’t sure if I was acting for myself or because people expected it of me.

Hours are golden links, God’s token Reaching heaven; but one by one Take them

Please believe that one single positive dream is more important than a thousand negative realities.

From the normal irritations of living together, they learn how to assert themselves, defend themselves, compromise.