“Eventually I got the call for ‘Iron Man,’ and I read sides that had nothing to do with what I did in the movie, and I performed it once while no one was in the room”

For my bar mitzvah, I gave out a mix tape of ’90s grunge – if you got it now, you would think it was the ‘Singles’ soundtrack.

I love Obama. He’s my favorite president of all time. I have a giant picture in my apartment in New York that is of his Chicago Tribune cover, Mr. President.

I think the least stereotypical gay character on television is probably Matt LeBlanc on Episodes.

You kind of have to learn how to adapt yourself, and I felt a really powerful way to do that was to make people laugh.

And then you’ll consume them however you can. For example, I don’t really watch Showtime, but I bought ‘Homeland,’ and I’ve been watching every episode on my iPad.

I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but if we were to go to a pool party I would go with my shirt on.

That’s what I think is important to remember now and when you hear that slogan, “Make America great again.”

I am what they call a chubby-skinny guy.

I think it’s pretty classic if you look at the way entertainment reflects the country’s status.

You ever spent eight hours acting in water?

I am open to doing anything.

I think it’s important that we remind everybody that America was never great in itself. It’s been great in its aspirations.

There’s a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it’s written, and there really is order.

I also think you can go back and forth between film and television pretty seamlessly.

So for the last two years we’ve been hearing, “Make America great again.” People go, “Well, America was never great.

It was videotaped, and I’m sure Shane Black was watching it from his helicopter or something. And then I got a call the next day that I was going down to shoot it.

Nothing like a little judicious levity.

Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.

The correction of silence is what kills; when you know you have transgressed, and your friend says nothing, and avoids your eye.

Nothing made by brute force lasts.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Nothing is impossible; there are ways that lead to everything, and if we had sufficient will we should always have sufficient means. It is often merely for an excuse that we say things are impossible.

Praise those of your critics for whom nothing is up to standard.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we’ll never see each other!