My parents’ convictions, when it came to discipline, were not very strong.
ADAM PALLYI am what they call a chubby-skinny guy.
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There’s a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it’s written, and there really is order.
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I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but if we were to go to a pool party I would go with my shirt on.
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Well, you can’t improvise story, which is a fact. If you could, the budget would be insane.
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I think it’s important that we remind everybody that America was never great in itself. It’s been great in its aspirations.
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He just plays it so straight-faced. They never talk about the fact that he’s such a huge gay person.
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Anytime I audition for something, it’s always a question of whether or not the people I’m auditioning for understand I’m an improviser and I like to do that, and if they like that or if they just want someone who’s going to do what’s written.
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Anywhere else is a horribly dangerous time for women and minorities.
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For my bar mitzvah, I gave out a mix tape of ’90s grunge – if you got it now, you would think it was the ‘Singles’ soundtrack.
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I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear ‘The Stranger.’ ‘You May Be Right’ may be one of the greatest songs ever written.
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I am open to doing anything.
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And then you’ll consume them however you can. For example, I don’t really watch Showtime, but I bought ‘Homeland,’ and I’ve been watching every episode on my iPad.
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America is never great. America is great in what it can be, which is the American dream.
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It’s a lot easier to get in and out of a bath. Hot tubs are bad news for actors, man.
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I think the least stereotypical gay character on television is probably Matt LeBlanc on Episodes.
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For me, why would a Jew want to go anywhere in history ever? I’m only going to have to run.
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That’s what I think is important to remember now and when you hear that slogan, “Make America great again.”
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The only place I want to travel to is the United States Of America from 2008 to 2016.
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I moved around a lot as a kid, and when you’re always entering new places at that age,
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I think journalism can come from anywhere, and comedy can certainly come from anywhere.
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I love Obama. He’s my favorite president of all time. I have a giant picture in my apartment in New York that is of his Chicago Tribune cover, Mr. President.
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I think where it’s going is toward what the music industry is like, where channels will be considered more like labels that carry the type of TV show that you like
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So for the last two years we’ve been hearing, “Make America great again.” People go, “Well, America was never great.
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At around 19 I realized that I really didn’t have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.
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” What do you mean? What you mean is that they want to look back in history. And so I think it’s only natural for entertainment to reflect that.
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Eventually I got the call for ‘Iron Man,’ and I read sides that had nothing to do with what I did in the movie, and I performed it once while no one was in the room
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I don’t think in this day and age that, aside from two or three people, there isn’t an actor who can just do one thing.
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