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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.

Adam Ferrara

I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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I don’t think I’ll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women.
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Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I’m a Catholic, and she’s the devil.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.

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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.

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