I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRAYou stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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Every entrepreneur deals with fears of failure. However, the truly successful know how to face these fears and keep on working.
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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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Pitching always beats batting – and vice-versa.
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50% of all married people are women.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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