“I’ve always believed in the old-fashioned way: When you’ve got scoundrels in office, you vote ’em out.”

He’s one fry short of a Happy Meal.

Bigot – A person who wins an argument with a liberal.

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

There’s a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

The danger with mentioning names is that you hurt the feelings of people that you leave out.

It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.

It’s impossible to go through life not offending people. All you have to do is basically have an opinion on anything, and you’re gonna offend people.

Charity is willingly given from the heart.

Charity is willingly given from the heart.

Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.

Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.

It isn’t racist. It’s hardly even worth the tempest that has been made of it.

Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it’s the objective.

Most people’s historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

You know why there’s a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

You could afford your house without the government if it weren’t for the government.

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.

My music is me letting the world know how confident I am in myself, and me basically telling other women, and guys, how confident and how comfortable I believe they should be.

The noise doesn’t go away, but the most successful people I know have figured out how to live with it, to lean on the people who believe in them, and to push onward with their goals.

I didn’t want them ever to believe that life began when the man of the house arrived home. We didn’t wait for Dad. It was his job now to catch up with us.

If there is in this world a well-attested account, it is that of vampires. Nothing is lacking: official reports, affidavits of well-known people, of surgeons, of priests, of magistrates; the judicial proof is most complete. And with all that, who is there who believes in vampires?

Decide what you want. Believe you can have it. Believe you deserve it and believe it’s possible for you.

Most important of all, he believed winning was possible.